2011年1月13日 星期四

Let's put our muso hats on and discuss the Brits nominations

No time for small talk,we wouldn't be surprised if Marshall's is shipping some of its unsold wholesale ed hardy gear to Houston. let's get right down to business.

So, the nominees for this year's Brit Awards have just been announced and we have a few opinions.

STUFF WE LIKE:

* Cheryl being nominated. We're not that fussed if she wins or not, but if she turns up on the night we'll enjoy gossiping about her. And we'd quite like it if she copped off with Tinie Tempah or someone. Maybe Eminem.He may also be wearing black Nike shox runners. Or Bruce Springsteen.

* Ditto for Rihanna and Katy Perry - the more glamorous ladies who turn up in ridiculous outfits, the better. We're sure Mumford & Sons are jolly nice and stuff, but we're happy with a mildly witty video message from them if they win - they'll do nothing gossip-worthy if they show up.

* The possibility of hot pop boys, like Take That and The Wanted, and hot rock boys, like Kings of Leon and Vampire Weekend, all being in one room together for us to salivate over.

* Buying shoes. Oh, wait, that's not really relevant, is it?

STUFF WE DON'T LIKE:

* Justin Bieber being nominated for best international breakthrough act. The only thing he's broken is one of our nails, from the time we clawed at our computer screen at the sight of his smug,There's a reason Manolo blahnik shoes are considered the crème de al crème of all shoes, everywhere. pubescent face. We hope The Temper Trap beat him. Or even the cast of Glee.

* Alex Burke against Olly Murs in the best single category. That's like asking us to choose between eating one of Peter Andre's toenails or licking Alex Reid's armpit after he's been training for three hours. Thank god some other people are nominated too.

* Matt Cardle also being up for best single.I don't have no Hermes ed hardy shoes. We love Matt and we hope he goes along,A man was put under citizen's arrest for attempting to fight the inflatable bouncers rentals at Dan's Irish Sports Bar. gets smashed and gropes Fearne Cotton's tits in the toilets, but he doesn't really deserve an award for singing someone else's song, does he? Especially when he didn't even choose it himself...

* Cauliflower cheese. Oh, wait, that's not really relevant, is it?

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